mr hotpants commented on In Space, No One Can Hear Heidi Montag Sound Like Shit

"Someone please punch her in the squish and make it stop..."

mr hotpants commented on New '90210' Trailer Reveals Brenda, Kelly, Still No Lucille Bluth

"Lucille: Who am I going to get in that dusty old clap trap? Michael: (Stares at Lucille and pauses, pauses, pauses) Oh, the cabin."

mr hotpants commented on Michelle Trachtenberg: Deeply Concerned Friend

"Georgina discusses the best way to kick Serena in the squish upon her return from a boozy summer in the Hamptons"

mr hotpants commented on 'Prince'-ly Jake Gyllenhaal Has Internet Asking, 'Is It 2010 Yet?"

"im just up for more shirtless jake..."

mr hotpants commented on Shia LaBeouf Has More Talent In His Little Finger Than Most Have In Their Whole Body; Unfortunately, They're Cutting It Off

"doesnt darryl hannah have some sort of half-finger?"

mr hotpants commented on Return Of The Dragon

"I'm happy for Lezhan, but with all the pretty girls out there why would she pick this one?"

mr hotpants commented on George Clooney Preaches 'Safety First' Aboard His Yacht

"Sausage party!!!"

mr hotpants commented on We Are Through The Looking Glass, People

"Lohan appears clean, employed, and not-crazy...can't we just be happy her pseudo (or not so pseudo) lesbian love affair has helped her (maybe she'll even make a decent movie again)?"

mr hotpants commented on Brooke Hogan's Worst Year Ever Documented For Celebreality Posterity

"Does she have any tops with sleeves?"

mr hotpants commented on The Defamer Guide To The Whole Madonna / A-Rod / Lenny Kravitz Situation

"Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought I saw somewhere that Madonna and Guy don't have a pre-nup."

mr hotpants commented on Identity of Mysterious Hedgie Remains Unknown

"Pasty ginger douchebag..."

mr hotpants commented on Boob-Job Shocker! Model/Escort Sarah Larson May Have Opted To Surgically Increase Chest Size!

"I'd like to believe they split for the sole reason that he likes boys..."

mr hotpants commented on OMFG, Lance Sends The Dirtiest Texts!

"If only she was as pretty as Chace Crawford"

mr hotpants commented on The Strange Case Of Nikki Finke, CAA and Defamer's 'Exceptional Smear Campaign'

"Seth, I will buy you a beer the next time I see you...keep bringing Hollywood to its knees..."

mr hotpants commented on Portia De Rossi-DeGeneres The Happiest Girl In The Room

"That clip gave me a pleasant flashback to one of my favorite Simpsons episodes where the Simpsons come to Hollywood and see Ellen and Anne sitting on their porch, holding hands and swinging; they then say quite exuberantly, "We're lesbians!"."

mr hotpants commented on We Do!

"@mr hotpants: this is the reason you do not have a boyfriend..."

mr hotpants commented on We Do!

"If I had a boyfriend I would definitely have already texted him that, no, we are not getting married this weekend and he cannot have half my stuff..."

mr hotpants commented on The '90210' Mills Vs. 'Arrested' Bluths: Bound By Their Drunk Grandmother

"I guess the CW isn't big on diversity...don't they know the 90210 schools are mainly Persian these days?"