cinerama commented on Make Contractually Obligated Love To TV Guide's List of the 'Most Annoying TV Couples'

"I'd like to know which show TV Guide has been watching, given Grissom and Sara have been wildly flirting (at least as much as we would ever see on CSI) for oh, about 95% of the show's run. Oh, and I guess the fact that Trista and Ryan are happily married doesn't count either. We want passion…"

cinerama commented on Impromptu Viewer Rebellion Prompts Reconsideration of Olympic Beach Volleyball

"Anyone complaining about Beach Volleyball or Badminton being in the Olympics obviously has no idea of the level at which the sports are played. This is a bit like people complaining about track and field events because they jog. Ask any opponent on the receiving end of a Misty May or Kerri Walsh spike whether it's a sport a "75 year-old grandma" could play. Further, if we're talking about waste-of-time coverage, how about watching the NBA, er, "redeem team"'s "stunning" gold medal win against Spain in which players with combined incomes that exceed the GNP of Spain win by a whole eleven points, a victory Time headlined as "US Crushes Spain in Basketball." Uh, yeah."

cinerama commented on Where Do We Even Begin With This Trailer For 'An American Carol'?

"Looks good, I honestly can't wait. The fact that it seems to offend so many here makes it that much more appealing. The only thing worse than "eight years of Bush" would be a millisecond of Obama. But that's right, I thought this wasn't a political forum."

cinerama commented on Hollywood Privacywatch: Francis Ford Coppola Not Impressed With Pauly Shore's Resume

"Don't you know the "secret" of Menudo? Their members are replaced with new ones when they hit puberty, and as such the group never, ever dies. The latest iteration has been on a "30th anniversary" tour since late 2007. Wikipedia tells all."

cinerama commented on DEA Wraps Heath Ledger Investigation After Getting Their DVD Of 'A Knight's Tale' Signed

"Let's see, a star dies from an overdose of illegally obtained prescription medication. No reason the DEA should investigate that… Sheesh."

cinerama commented on The Top 10 Female TV Characters Women Want To Be Like And Men Want To Be With

"Another big vote for Lorelai Gilmore here. No Robin from HIMYM? No Sarah Chalke from HIMYM or Scrubs?!?! If you're into Mad Men, why Joan when you could have Betty?"

cinerama commented on Anne Hathaway Nude Pictures Emerge as Latest FollieriGate Treasure

"Why is this such a big deal? It's not like Anne hasn't done nudity in her films. Surely someone's seen Brokeback Mountain…"

cinerama commented on E! Host Giuliana Rancic Sues WMA For Daring to Employ Other Clients

"Just what stars need - someone to constantly remind them that they're the most important person in the universe! Wouldn't it just be easier for them to pay their assistant(s) 10% of their salary instead? They still wouldn't get the jobs, but at least they'd get the affirmations."

cinerama commented on 'Dark Knight' to Make Quick Work of Opponents 'Step Brothers,' 'X-Files' and Others

"You weren't supposed to notice that Will had made the same movie eight times under different titles; you're supposed to be too high or drunk when you see them to notice. BTW, I'm not sure if spikespeigel was kidding or not, but IMHO Will did an amazing job in Stranger than Fiction."

cinerama commented on Resolution No. 4: George Lucas Sentenced to Prison For Continuing Rape of 'Star Wars' Franchise

"Sure, Episode I was disappointing, but I truly enjoyed Episode II and found Episode III to be a worthy finale to the new trilogy. Guess I'm the only one."

cinerama commented on Feds Attach Lovesick Anne Hathaway to 'Princess Diaries 3: The Oily Years'

"OK, perhaps I just don't get it, but I believe Anne should get major props if she did help put this moneygrubbing "I know the Pope!" poseur behind bars. We expect the justice system to work but somehow intimate that if she had said anything to the Feds it would be something worthy of derision?"

cinerama commented on Even The Lure Of Christie Brinkley In The Next Room Won't Prevent This Man From Jerking Off To Internet Porn

"@Xylo: Too true."

cinerama commented on Even The Lure Of Christie Brinkley In The Next Room Won't Prevent This Man From Jerking Off To Internet Porn

"(Oh, and not to be sexist, I'm sure there's more than one woman who hasn't been able to get any from their hot stud of a husband either; it wasn't just Charlotte on SatC…)"

cinerama commented on Even The Lure Of Christie Brinkley In The Next Room Won't Prevent This Man From Jerking Off To Internet Porn

"Just playing Devil's Advocate here (and not the Keanu Reeves film) - how do we know that Christie Brinkley even allows anyone to touch her? Everyone just assumes that being married to a hot model means super-hot sex all the time."

cinerama commented on Dave And Teri: A Love Story

"It's great to see Teri again, and her banter with Dave proves she hasn't lost one bit of what has always made her so special. I was always upset Spielberg had her play such a bi*ch in CE3K."

cinerama commented on Spike Lee Refuses To Shut His Face For 'Angry Old Man' Clint Eastwood

"Next up, Spike will take Tom Hanks to task for not including black soldiers as main characters in Band of Brothers because hey, it doesn't matter whether there were any Black soliders in Easy Company or not, they were in Europe somewhere so it was just racism that prevented Hanks from casting a black man as Winters. It would be funny if it weren't so very likely a future comment from Lee, and even worse, that if so cornered Hanks probably would apologize."

cinerama commented on Hollywood Privacywatch: Jeffrey Tambor's Enema-Filled Evening

"Seeing Larry King in BH? Can't you just stake out Nate & Al's on any given Sunday?"

cinerama commented on It's Like Yeah, Lindsay's Sister, She's Fine

"You really need to go back and add an additional sound effect every time she says "I mean…""